HERMAN
Born from bits and pieces, Herman is a simple man who loves his family, his job and life! His ever deepening love for his wife Lily is clear; as he will do anything to show his devotion to her jewelry, midnight romps in the cemetery and new body parts that bring a smile to her face!

LILY
Beautiful as she is mysterious, Lily is a domestic Goddess of the dead kind. Her raven hair and ruby lips is a beacon for her hunky hubby. If she's not whipping up a bubbling pot of spider leg stew or keeping Grandpa in line, she's making sure Herman gets all the late night lovin' he needs.

GRANDPA
Spending most of his time concocting potions in his lab, Grandpa is a creature of adventure. When he's not coaxing Herman into assisting in another hair-brained scheme, Grandpa enjoys the finer carnal pleasures. No gender, age or species is off limits to this guy!

MARILYN
Sweet and simple, Marilyn is unfortunately the 'Pink' sheep of the family. Good thing her Aunt Lily and Uncle Herman love her anyway! And despite being a hideous, petite blonde with long legs and nice pert breasts, Marilyn still manages to catch the eye of a boy or two. They'll get her married off yet!

EDDIE
Like any young man, Eddie is all about having fun. Family time is always a treat, but for this wolfy-one, playing in his band is where it's at! Striking up tunes that make the girlies swoon is Eddie's M.O. He's always ready to have a howling good time!